2. Increase audio volume control up very high until you can faintly hear signals.
3. Discover headphones left plugged into the rig.
4. Unplug headphones.
5. Quickly reach for the audio volume control.
6. Turn down every control on the rig "except" the volume control.
7. Apologize to wife for waking her up so rudely at 2AM.
8. Vow to take up something less noisy like stamp collecting.
Now don't tell me you've never done this . . . and . . . if you really haven't,
just wait . . . give it some time . . . you will !